Sunday, March 21, 2010

Sgt terserlah kecetekan pemikiranmu wahai si tua....

Sunday 21 of march 2010...kehidupan brjln spt biase...subuh kol 8...aih..Tido blik.. mndi basuh baju...work out sket...mkn...

Aina!! pesal msuk lmbat? tu dia miss fida 'the brunette wannabe' supervisor tempik dah.Disuruh clock in 2 15.Guardian bapak sndre katekan 3.30 weh...3 30...

Fida: Na ko msuk cashier...bella pagi...nk blik da tu..

Aina : Ok..ak tggu kt dlm amek float eh..

Sedang sibuk cashiering...dtg satu 'madam cina tua tk sedar diri' (MCTTSD). Die beli Imideen rege 329. Nak pakai credit card. Dah machine plak problem...Lalu aina berkata..

Aina: Sori madam..bole pay pkai cash tk? Both counter got error with credit card machine.Ade problem la.

MCTTSD :Saya tkda cash la.

Aina: Now machine problem.Kalau you nak you kena pkai cash jugak.

MCTTSD:Ini kad ah..sy pkai dapat rebate.Sy mau pakai credit card jugak.

Aina: (Bengap tak kurang si tue ni). So how? You tk nk baya pkai cash..u nk pakai card jugak. Got problem.

MCTTSD: How?

Aina: (Wah..sudah nyirap nmpaknye.Kalau mkn penumbuk ni...mmg kemek nyonya ni). Kak Yan!!!

kak Yan pon dtg...

Aina: Kak die nie nk beli brg...tp kan mesin rosak. Die tk nk baya cash. Nk pakai credit card jgak nk dpt rebate.

Kak Yan: Madam..tk bole la. Mesin rosak.

Wah...si tue mula menarik muke....

MCTTSD: Takpa lah..sy beli brg dkt giant dlu..Nanti sy mari..

Aina: Adoii..die nk marii lgi kak yan...huhu..

Lepas 30 mint..

MCTTSD: Itu brg ada lgi?

Aina: Ada..tp mesin tk bole lgi...

MCTTSD: Sy mau bayar pkai credit card.Sy mau dpt itu rebate kalau pakai kad.

Aina: Madam..now the machine is not function. Got problem with line.If u still want this imideen..u hve to pay buy cash. There's no other way to use your card.So..wanna pay by cash or not?

MCTTSD:Sy tkda cash la..

Aina:(ya Allah..kenapa lah bengap nak mampus makhluk mu yg sorang ni...astaghfirullah..)

MVTTSD: Oklah2 takpa2....sy tk jadi ambil...

Aku dah scan bru ko nk kate tkpe2.Tk pasal2 return aku 2x..sebab ko...aih...seb baik la den yang cashier...

Jam menunjukkan pkul 9 mlm.....maka dtglah si tua itu membeli imideen dgn mmbayar cash..sedangkan ketika itu mesin credit kad sudah bole dugunakan..sekian..

4 Responses to “Sgt terserlah kecetekan pemikiranmu wahai si tua....”

Ruwaida Ridzwan said...

haha.lwak btul la...terbahak2 ak...:D

EyeNa said...

Tu la ida...laki die kaya gler..tp syg bini bengap tk kurang..huhu..

voltox said...

nyonya tu sbnry nak tgk spek baru awk..itu je..dia tgk awk nampak nerd gitu..tu sanggup dtg berkali2 tu..beratus kali pn dia sanggup demi awk seorang..hahaha

EyeNa said...

Andai enchek adib berdiri di depan saya waktu ini..akan ku masuk kan dia dlm microwave DIGESTION...buat ramuan maggie sup tulang...