Wednesday, December 16, 2009

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Bubur Ayam McNurule....

Lame tk tulis dlm blog ni kan? Berhabuk da doremon tu..emm..am on diet la now...Well..nk jdi megan wolf katenye..sexier than megan foxed..ohoho! So while facebooking..tetibe rse nk masak bubur ayam.Jdi go through all the google's attached recipes..kebas la satu recipe makcik ni. Tap untk mnjadikan ia lebih menarik...ak modify r cket.Hasilnye, lg sdap dr Bubur Ayam McD wooo..haha!!. Ak tk msok bakul ni..kwn2 puji...ak sampaikan je...hak3! So to make Bubur Ayam McNurule ye..care2 nye...ops..bismillah lue...=p

- 2 cawan beras (agak2 je) dibilas bersih
- Air 1 litre (ikut suke nk lembik cmane)
- Setengah ekor ayam (Potong kekecik ;buang lemak dan serpihan bulu ye..=p)
- 1 setengah kiub pati ayam
- 1 setengah inci halia (titikkan)
- 1 ulas bwg putih saiz besar (titikkan)
- Serbuk lada hitam
- 3 btg cili padi (potong kecik2)
- Daun sup
- Daun bwg
- Bwg goreng (goreng sndre)
- Garam seckp rase

Cara membuat:

1)Rebus ayam.
2)Air rebusan jgn buang. Masukkan dlm periuk isi beras dah bilas tadi.
3)Tanak beras tadi smbil tu tmbah la air.
4)Agak2 nasik da lembik msokkan halia, bwg putih, ayam rebus,kiub pati ayam, lada hitam dan garam.
5)Kacau rate.
6)Msukkan cili padi, daun sup, daun bwg dan bwg goreng.
7)Sila tambah air mengikut level lembik yg dikehendaki.
8)Api sedang kecik and kacau selalu.Hangus ak tak taw...
9)Pe g?!..Bedal la...Bismillah....emm sdap nye....hik3...=p

p/s: Brgsiapa tk ikut ckp aku..nescaya tk jdi lah Bubur Ayam McNurule korang..haha!!

Slamat mencube....=p.

Monday, November 9, 2009

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Memoir of pathetic Mya : Si Dumbo Yg Beng*p

'Prangai cm clake...mak bapak tk reti nak ajar ckp elok2 ngn org agaknye..!' Mya ngamuk2 dtg kt aku...Ler..npe ni...

'Ko taw tk..tdi ak nk basuh baju...tp ak nmpak baju berendam.Ak tolong la basuhkan.Pastu dlm 15 min cm tu ade sekor beby elipen tibe2 dtg kt aku..jerit2 kan ak...cmni' Knape ko basuh baju aku??!! Tu kan baju aku? Asal ko basuh??!!'

Pergghh...serius...mnanah tlinge ak denga.Bole byg la muke baby el tu...cm Dumbo tesepit pintu.

'Ko tk sakit ati ke? Da la ak tolong basuhkan..silap ak sbb g spin baju die..rosak katenye..jdi ak mntak maaf la..Eh die tk abis lagi...'.Las2 ko jwb pe Mya?

Ckp sori pon tk jln..ak ckp la..'Ko basuh la lgi skali baju ko tu!!' Lagi hangin r baby el tu..haha!! Baju rosak kunun..ak tgk cm baju kt paso mlm jual longgok 3 helai 10 rggit je...bg bundle pon msuk tong smpah ko taw.

Marah btul si Mya ni.Tp kan...ak rse da lme die tk crik pasal ngn ko tu Mya.Die pon berbuku je.Nak wat cmane..lumrah maknuse mmg ati sakit je tgk org lawo cm ko kan =p.Ye la..ko kurus die gomok...ko tggi die katek...skali tgk cm bab* pon ye gak...mane taknye ...putih...(gelak setan gosok2 perut).

Ish bole tahan bdak Mya ni.Mya pon smbung...'Ak bkan pe la...ckp la elok2.Ak klu mara ngn org pon..tkde la smpi nk tempik2 bg satu kampung taw.Ckp elok2...pling2 ak wat muke je.Ni jerit2...marah2 mmg mntak ak bg balik la. Cetek btul la prangai org dok kt hulu2 neh..prangai pn same cm babun tue...'

Huhu...btul la tu...tp tkpe la.Klu ko tk suke die Mya..bdak klas kite lgi tk suke die.Da la suke ngumpat, pastu ngate org, bkak rahsie org.Tp dorang diam2...ye r...skali si Dumbo tu debik..tk ke padam nnti.

Mya pon menyejukkan diri dgn main cake mania kt lappy ak ni...hurm...senyap je...sejuk da kot...hehe...

Sunday, November 8, 2009

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Maka exam pon tamat....

Hurm...syukur rsenye...exam untuk sem 7 ni..da abis.Performace agak meyakinkan compare dgn sem lepas...tap ati stil lagi tk tenang selagi thesis blum submit lgi..By 13 nov...tamatlah semuenye..prepare viva plak 17-20.

Tempat practical msih lgi bekire2...dpt offer kt jb n upm...berat rse ati nk tggalkan kl..tp org kate bgus klu beralih angin timbe pengalaman kt tmpat org..padahal jb kg sndre...tah pape dowh...haha!!..Anyway...slamat dtg ke jb aina....pheww...

By 21 Nov da nk kene check out..pt5726 banglo puaka ni akan diambil alih bdak2 junior fact ak...ades..mne la nk sumbat brg2 ni..umah sewe fiza da penuh la plak..hurm...any idea?

Nak duduk mane ye...hurm..nk ke kl?..Aih...mlas nk pikir..tido dlu...gudnite sume org...

Saturday, October 31, 2009

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Berakhirnya sebuah research..

Lega sgt sbb lab akhirnya dpt gak ak habiskan dgn result yg sgt memuaskan ati.Alhamdulillah...dr che wan..nak A...hehe..Setelah percubaan kali ke 6 untk sample royal jelly dr Brinchang..akhirnya for the very last attempt on friday before lab is permenantly closed...graf dah tak fluctuate lagi...cantik je naik..pe lgi..joget lambak , dangdut, headspin bagai.Siap tcabut sliper 3 rggt <---nak bg sedap cite.

Kepada encik zul..klu die bukak blog ni..thanx sgt2...u r the best lab asisten la...mmg kacak la u bro..ehe..Klu die tkde..mmg tk taw la ape jadi dgn aku ni.Msti asyik gastrik je..n yg surenye lab akan tesadai je keje...thanx a lot.Eh lupe...lgi satu...mntak maaf jugak...sbb saloo curik biskut die and suke sakat die.Tp nk wat cane..dah die dok mlayan ak ni..kan dah kene..huhu.

Interview baru ni untk practical trainin dapt.Tp kene bukak tudung bole pakai skaf je...emm..elaun pon tk dapat..agak berat hati jugak.At the same time, ade 2 lagi offer.MPOB Bangi n jadi research assistant dekat UPM.Ade elaun..sedap sket.Ak rse cm lebe berminat jadi RA.Selain elaun yg masyuk..sabtu ahad rest..dekat ngn uma pon ye jgak.Tp kene la ngadap instrument lgi..emm tp tkpe la jugak..bkan ak tk reti gune..cume minat ada kurang sket la..Now exam is just around the corner lot..kepale mmg da tk bole nk handle da ni...huruf A katenye F...jadi mari study...adess..

Friday, October 30, 2009

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Practical trenin interbiu...

Gamba2 seperti di bwh adalah contoh pakaian yg sesuai untk dipakai ke interview..haha!! Tk dpt jadi catwalker..toilet klcc pon ok wat...cermin besau..=p











Nak g practical trenin pon kene interview jgak...ak apply kt hotel traders klcc; pastry department..die bwk msok kitchen..bes la ambient die...tp malang...tudung tk leh pakai..hurm..mmbuatkan ak berkire2 nk accept ke tk offer die.Neway..interview lepas..die accept..tp tkde elaun..ades..fyi 5 star hotel taw..hehe..

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

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Dun try to get near with this creature....=p









Ah...pagi yg indah tk juga menenangkan..celik mate je tebyg2 work loads due date..phewww..

-Thesis 6 nov
-13 Bakey lab report 30 Oct
-Exam 2 nov

Ni yg kene smyang hajat ari2 neh..mntak miracle trjadi..thesis anto thun depan ke...exam tak nak amek pon takape ke..wah!!..dangdut r ceni....Emmmm..pndai si tiah ni..belek2 hp ak siap candid2 lgi muke petai bakar neh.Nape la..sunburn ni lmbat sgt curenye.Da cm ulo salin kulit da neh..tk nk benti2 mngelupas.Btul la..tgk muke agak2 pressure dlm 220 pascal...pam taya keto pon ok..bole g jln2.Alangkah indah klu ade org bwk g karoke smpi muntah waktu ini..heee...

Sunday, October 18, 2009

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Sri Iskandar Uitm Open Netball League..

Selepas masum Um bru ni..ak rse ni la tonemen yg malang..smpi quarter da kiok...kalah dgn uitm arau..frust2.Ye la..trenin tk turun..gugup la katenye..ehe..sedih sbb hampakan coach yati yg mati matian train kami.We promise u to bring bronze at least for the next coming league in Klang..PROMISE coach.Wutever it is..teluk batik n lumut mmg bes gak..byk da improve..be in teluk batik ayor pasang yeop..mndi le nyempit2 kite ye.Lebe kurang PD je..here are some hot lovely shots from us..=p

Im just arrived....


Nk homestay mmg cun la tmpat die..nsik lmak sdap...huhu..


Game 1...


Game 2...


Game 3...


Chanteq nye view...





Lumut...






Tanning katenye...haih..


Teluk batik...




Friday, October 16, 2009

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Manjamelara...

Spe la bdak ni..haih..ni bru manjalara real...huhu..

















Tuesday, October 13, 2009

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Teknik ngurat 2 menet...

Bole la kpd spe2 yg nk try buat..tp efektif ke tak...bergantung kpd level kegentlemenan masing2..Cerita bermula ketika..

'Tengs cik xul..sori nyusahkan..sy blik dlu'..ak pn gerak blik dr lab.

Anis temankan ak after die selesai wat video kt lab tu. Haih..bad daie.Eksiden kete lagi.Tk faham btul la aku.But dis time..honda cup langga aku.Tak la thrill sgt cm dlu..

'Tank kete da empty la anis..go to petronas la..nk top up'.
Siyes...meriah btul petonas...tk reti tido la mereka ini semua.

'Pam 12 ye kak, isi 20'.'Ish...pe ketat sgt nk bkak neh...'.
Punye la sekse godek nate ni....tibe2..

'Smekom...smekom'
Uik? spe pulak bg salam ni... Ler...mane turun ko neh..tibe2 park blakang kete aku..wira silver je? haha!! Ak ingt red ferrera ke..

'Bole bkak ke tutup tu?'..dan2 tu jgak tutup tu terbkak..slamat..

'Ooo tkpe2..da bole dah'..hehe..
Die jual minyak dah..nme spe la..dr mane la..studen mne la..pling mahal..awk ni sweet la..mntak no fon...hak3!! Tak dapek ler...dah die offer biznes card plak...

'Msg taw org tggu..' kate mamat tu..pe ke nme die eh..lupe..pastu die pon gerak...

But..sori bro...u jus dun wan me...im 'taken'...
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Saje je...ehe..

170 vs 149..hik3!!


tiqoh ngn beby...ehe..

Saturday, October 10, 2009

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Take 2 je coach...?

Take 2 mins pn jadiik.'Mari kite main amek2 gmba' kate anis kpd aina.Lalu aina pn berkate 'mari anis'.Apakah....???










Zaman bile nye trenin laa...



Friday, October 9, 2009

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Cite bes...



Have u came across this sort of novel or dvd or cd perhaps? While I was goin through astro mubis chanels...I get myself stucked on HBO when I saw a cute litle boy barked weirdly while talking.Huh?! Wut the heck??Hurm..kinda impressive but ade nyalak cm anjing..hehe...He undergone Tourette's syndrome where he's incapable to control that kinky sound due to interruption on his mind's neurons.He talks juz like a normal person..only that towards the end of every single sentences, this sound will keep inserted in the middle of the conversation.This condition gets even more harder when he is nervous.Totally like dog with human traits...hehe...Try to find out this movie k..true hardships and it does teaches me a lot...:)
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Apple Pie....

Miss eyena n uncooked pie..


Yet its perfectly cooked...=p


Taw epal pai? Denga nme je ak da tk xcited.Tp ade org suke.Next session ari tu..kami wat sardin kopoff pastry ngn apple pie ni.Sardin tk smpt nk showw off.Da labur ari tu.As amateur..epal pie ak wat ni kire ok la.Risau jugak tk masak btul.Tap masak gak finally.Care nk buat epal pai ni mmg sgt interesting.Tp nk pattern topping die tu ikut suke la...cm yg atas tu..since ak partner ngn tiqa..letak la nme kami.Lawa x ak wat?eheh...jgn mandai ko nk kate burok eh.Ak rse sgt yakin..mse evaluation nex week..mmg ak punye kene evaluate dlu oleh mama kesayangan ak..PMC-Zai.Jgn men2..da kene kenen ngn anak trune die(lab asistan ngn bdak lab ak la nye pandai).Huhu..jerut btg leher den namo eh.Sumpah ak tk nk mak mentue cm die...sme je cm mak 'Alaaa Kasem..mak sudah tua ni kasem..'..hoho! Morning sume org...=p.

Monday, October 5, 2009

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Lucky chique...

Once upon a time..there was a girl named Lucky.Yeah..consider as lucky la...huaaarghhh..!! dem sleepy..cant turn my suis off since brain still runnin..pe g bole buat..bloggenk la.Ceni..bdak nme Lucky ni kan..even die lucky kn..tp ada gak sengalnye..One day..bopen die kan...take advantage la kt die.Consider die gud gal la..tk buat la bnde bkan2 ni.Tp one time ni..g la dating..n 'things' happen when both of this mammals start to manja2 la kan.Suddenly, dis guy eh..try to back off.Tibe2 je ckp nk jadi kwn plak...hoh? Wut the heck....innerself cleansing katenye.Rupenye..mamat ni pn tk pnah sentuh pomp..haih..kire cm tekejut dan rse besalah..tu pasal la nk angkt kaki.Bg aku tkde pikir btol la bdak ni...ko da buat..ko da dapt pe ko nak..be responsible la..ingt anak ayam ke? anak dare org tu.Frust la si Lucky ni..sian die.Ye la..ku sangka ko menyayangi ku sepenuh hati..tp ak sekadar skandal kelas atasan..perghhh!! sedey sedey...One day..bdak laki ni tibe2 dtg balik..consider as nk retackle la si Lucky ni.Dah juai mahal pulak gadis ni.Tk dpt si dagho..mat ni tekel mak nye pulak.Malangnye..makin temper si gadis ni.Rupenye..mmg Lucky ni da tk nk lngsung da kt mamat ni.Ak rse budak laki ni..mmg ade sense la.Die try to behave good.Die nk responsible dgn pe yg die da buat.Klu ak jdi Lucky tu kan...mmg ak accept die balik..come on...membe da jdi bekas org..tkkan nk pegi kt org lain.Untung la mamat tu dtg balik...buatnye lari trus lost contact..haih...no komen la..Tapi..da minah ni tk ndak..tkkan nk pakse2 plak kn..so they officially ended.So tu bru skali exceed the limit.Ko byg klu dkat 10x berlaku..alih2 kene tggal..so pathetic.Btul la org ckp..klu da syg..mcm2 bnde bole jdi.Condition mcm ni..zaman kini ye sume org..klu ade 10..lum tentu sangkut satu, berlaku spt cite Lucky tu.Tu ak ckp minah tu Lucky.Besenye, da dpt..puas..angkat kaki jalan...hoh?! Sadly,sometimes love is priceless...
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Pain killer...

Asal demam penkiler..asal sakit palo penkiler gak...asal sakit gigi penkiler...tp npe jiwa tk tenang + kacau + sedih tkde penkiler..?Hurm..(budus gak minah ni...ade tnye solan centu..).Tp kan..klu ade jual kan..mmg sepapan sehari gamaknye..esok poblem pn lupe...tension sume ilang..tkde la weng 24 jam.I wish I could have this sort of ponsten la.Currently, condition ak sgt tk stabil la..thesis da nk kene submit..result exp goyang je manjang..padahal exp da run smpi 3x..lab repot tesadai..thesis writing lgi..game lagi..time ni gak la..tenet wat hal..roter janam la..server cm siput sedut..n the other half turut jugak mnjadi faktor penyumbang bedengung palo neh...time2 ni la die nk angkat kaki..nk tggal aku pn tggu la abis thesis dlu..tk menyempat..haih..nk wat cene..org da tk nk..x kan nk pakse2 lak..kang benci trus..lgi payah.Tu pasal ak crik pain killer jenih ni...kasik lega ini kpala.Tap tkde juai la.Eh..sedap gak kuih raye ct ni...da nk abis ni...pastu kan mari tido...ngntok la...

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

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Sy mntak mahap Prof Mad-ya C.Zai**..=p

"Naik ke atas"..mekak je operator lif ni. 10 35pg?! Uih..rse nk terbang ni..cepat la smpi tgkat 4!!.Hati gundah jiwa kacau."Krekkk.." usha line dlu..hehe..prof tk msok lgi..slamat.Klu tk skali die jegil..lapa bole jdi kenyang woo!! "Ok klas...today we r gonna do donut and sweet roll dough.."..aduii..wat roti lagi..haih..Lpas da parking kt bench masing2, bermula lah gerak kerja rebut senduk & mangkuk, menimbang, owh oven...!! kene on dlu..nanah tlinge kne sound nnti.Tiqah wat dounut ak lak wat sweet roll dough.Hurm...npe keras je dough ak ni..Lorh!! Lupe tmbah air rupenye.Buat lain ye aina..Percubaan kali kedua agak mmberangsangkan.Dough mnjadi.Lpas park die kt dlm proofer ak menyelinap klua.Jgn la prof nmpak..abis ak kene machine gun die.Ak nk g jmpe supervisor la..nk g nganto pekasam proposal.Skali die tkde lak.Ak g la lunch dlu..tp silap la..ding dong2 da pkol 3 30.Alamak! Da kat sejam ak off duty ni.Msok je lab.."Aina tdi prof carik awk.2x die dtg.Kali kedue die dtg die ckp'Da sejam die kluar kan?'.Tap sy diam je la." Aduii..compom double black-listed ak pas ni.Dlu da kene monteng lecture.Tibe bole plak die kire studen dlm tu.Trace plak ak mc.Kene basuh..adoii..Dah dkt lab tu ak pon wat2 la rajin smbil tundukkan muke (harap die tk nmpak aku).Hoh?! Die dtg dah.."Aina!! You pegi mne tdi?!" “Sy jmpe supervisor"."U jgn tipu, supervisor u tkde".(Mane plak die kenal supervisor ak ni?)"Mmg die tkde prof tp sy emm.." "Knape la u klua time i..time lain"..HUhu..die slow die slow...hehe..agak tk kecut jgak prut ak nmpak nye..bole wat lgi pas ni haha!! Walaucemanepon, roti aku mnjadi.SIRIM approval with compliment hoho!! .Thanx prof..hehe..nasib bek jadik.Tidak..mmg kene lagi aku ni. Da selesai evaluation session, die tk abis lgi ngan aku nmpaknye...Bole lak die sound ak soh kemas bench.Padahal tiqah da kemas sume dah..haha!! Org len tk plak kene..kt hujung pintu die pekik kt ak yg kt hujung lab soh kemas bench..apakah?!! Itu lah payah nye kehidupan sorang studen klu da kene 'mark'. Di mana silap nya hingga ak di mark sebegitu...?? Tp roti ak rajin die amek bwk blik..haha!! Sonok la aku kan..Prof ..sy akan pastikan yg saya akan mnjdi kebanggaan prof satu hari nnti <--- (poyo seh... ayam neh..)..mari mkn donut sume org...

Friday, September 25, 2009

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Teknik kecikkan hidung

Care ni ak amalkan ari2. Cmane ak bole terfikir nk wat cmni adalah sbb kegemaran ak pakai kain batik.Mse skola dlu kan dok asrama.Jadi pkai kain batik lepas tu mmg da lme jdi dress coat.Tak yah pakai tuuuut..haha!! Ei tkde2..ak pakai eh.Kwn ak ckp kt Indonesia wanita2 pakai kain batik untk mndapat pinggang ramping.Tp mmg btul..ak pkai kain batik ni since 13 smpi la da 22 thun.Pinggang tk la ramping tp menggiurkan la..hak3!! No la..mmg mmbentuk pinggang..siyes.So girls out there..nk dpt bntuk pinggang pakai kain batik k.Jgn risau tkkan terlucut klu btul care pkai nye.Tp jgn pkai mse korang nk sental mkn.Senak ak tak taw.Balik pd cite hidung kan..jdi ak rse klu hidung korang tu kerap diurut2, tarik2 kan die selalu..bole panjang sket la.Kadang kan, korang melombong.Lupe nk tarik balik hidung tu.Lelame kembang die.Jdi lpas da mlombong tarik2 kan hidung tu.Tap klu ade jerawat kt hidung..nengeh la wei..tk leh tulon.Cume satu la kekurangannye.Sebum minyak akan diactivate akan rembes minyak lebe sket kt bhg situ.So stand by blotting paper k.Besenye, tkde bnde buat la sblum tido..bgun tido..tgh denga lecture.Ak urut2 idung ni..tarik2 sket..Btul la..bekesan.Tk la mancung..tp kecik la sket dr biase.Tk caye tgk gmba di bwh..haha!!

Thursday, September 24, 2009

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Belacan Monten

Blan 8 ri tu g bkt blacan..lme da niat nk post kt blog..tp bz..dgn tenet cm labi2 wat urusan tegendala.Ri tu g PD ngn team lain. La ni g bkt blacan pn sudden call bdak2 ni ajak.Since da dekat ngn uma, ak pn join la mrk...sgt tk bole handle suhu air die..huhu..da cm msuk icebox lor..keeps shaky smpi nk nek darat pn tk leh.Da naik..trun blik air..mmg kejong ler..cejuknyeww..pheww..